Sample One
Trip out to buy Jeans
Where do I start I must have tried on 25 pairs of Jeans so far and none are near The perfect fit, when did they invent so many pairs of jeans? There is high-rise, Low-rise, skinny fit, boot-cut, flare and skinny flare. Which brand and style and Size for that matter is the right one for me?? For example you have to go up a Size in some branded jeans just to get them past the top of your thighs, then They are too big on your waist!
Some jeans are tight on the bottom some tight on the legs, some are much too Short in the body, some made much too high on the waist, who would believe There are so many different shaped women around, do we all need to join a gym.
And exercise to reshape the different parts of our bodies, hips, legs, and stop the Biscuits altogether not just in the week to lose an inch or too, would I then be able to find some blessed jeans to fit me??
What colour to chose when you finally find the perfect fit, should the older well, I am Saying the older women (40 plus) wear their jeans? Should we wear the darker denim to take off an inch or maybe two, or is it still permitted to wear the lighter Denim to show off what you have? There's a question for you??
When do we stop wearing jeans, beginning to think is it the age I am at, and size?
Sometimes it makes you wonder if we have to be a part of the new rich to buy these jeans !
Maybe, are we supposed to have hips like a 10 year old in order to look remotely?
Good in jeans. I have strutted around the shop with legs up and down like Basil Faulty from Faulty Towers when he takes off Hitler and crouching up and down like Doing crunches in a keep-fit video just to see if when seated you could see my Frilly.
I have tried the fit and flares on with the very wide bottoms and been told I look anorexic from the top down, I have tried low-rise on and not got them past my knees and skinny jeans and even had trouble getting my size 7 feet through the legs, so which ones will I chose next.
Trip to a Market Town
I arrived around 11.20 am on Wednesday morning only to find the cars parked in a strange way, due to there being no definite boxes, just T shapes at the top of the parking spaces everyone seemed to have gone a little strange and parked wonky, some had even taken half of another one up just to prove a point that he/she has not parked correctly neither am I.
The next decision of how long to stay wasn't a big one, decided on the shortest stay which was up to 2 hours for £1.40, not bad popped the money in and the ticket machine began to play a message it began, "welcome, please have a pleasant stay and please don't forget to lock your car and place all valuables out of site". This I thought was not a good sign, it was like saying watch it you’re going to get robbed, lovely.
I had been driving for a little while so needed to pay a call to the Ladies loos before proceeding into the Shopping area. The nearest vicinity was in the bus station well, not pleasant, upon arriving through the automatic doors which may I say took rather a long time to operate, my head nearly crashed into the glass before opening! I looked down at the floor and there was blood splattered all around, no doubt from some mugging maybe that’s what the ticket machine was warning me of! No only kidding it was from the scrap with the local youths a couple of days before and nobody could be bothered to clean it up, probably wasn't in their job description.
I proceeded to the Ladies where I passed a number of bus stands where it looked like everyone had been robbed by the look on their faces or they had had a bet to see who could dress the worst. There was a girl with a frayed jacket with lots of make-up, a boy with short trousers, white socks and greasy hair, need I go on?
Upon my way out more people had arrived looking pretty much the same, as I walked back through the lazy doors there were a few drop outs making roll up ciggies, wonderful.
As I walked towards the shops I passed lots of benches covered in bird droppings and further down the street crowds of people outside the bakers eating sausage rolls and pasties all very large might I add, with the pigeons pleasantly pecking all around for the crumbs the fatties were dropping!
I went in a couple of well known shops and found even the shop girls didn't seem to like my presence, maybe it was my matching clothes that upset them, or the lack of spare tyres hanging about, seems if you take a pride in your appearance people take an instant dislike to you.
I proceeded back to the car, thankfully I had seen no muggings or hadn't been sworn at or anything. Think the ticket machine should change the message to "remember not to dress smartly, or roll around in the dirt and try to look vacant, as it did resemble a scene from Shaun of the Dead when walking through town! Needless to say I shall not be venturing there in a hurry!!!!!!!
Decisions
Life is full of decisions:-
What time to get up on a morning?
Shall I set the alarm?
What shall I have for Breakfast?
Do I need a packed lunch?
What shall I make for the packed lunch?
How to make the packed lunch as healthy as possible,
If I have bread for breakfast, am I allowed a sandwich for lunch?
If I have a sandwich what shall I put in it?
Shall I take a yogurt, or fruit?
Will the yogurt go off in the car?
Am I better off with fruit,
And this is all before 8.00am, so the day goes on:-
What time shall I set off to take the kids to school?
If I set off at 8.15 am will it be too early?
If I set off at 8.30 am will they be late?
If I set off at 8.40 am will I be able to get parked
Shall I park on the road or in the car park just in case the dustbin men come and block me in?
Shall I hang the washing out? Is it going to rain?
What shall I buy and make for tea
What will be the healthiest meal for tea?
Does everyone like pasta?
Decision Decisions everyone has to make Decisions
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